Published Works

Published Articles in Star newspaper from Jan 2004 to now

My published works in newspaper can be found in MY Media Affairs section.

Books

Book name: Vanitee Bee
Publisher: May-Zhee Lim
ISBN Number: 983-43144-0-X
Price: RM15.90
Suitable for ages 10 and up

Charater's Note

Harry Potter is so not my type. Please do not think that all American girls conform to THAT stereotype. Not all of us are intemperately infatuated with British guys. I can never comprehend a word they're saying! Once this guy was actually trying to say 'sausages' but it as audible to me as 'shoe-shay-shirs' which is not even a word!

Oh wait, that guy's face swelled up like, um, sausages because he ate lobster and he was allergic to seafood. It wasn't his distinct English accent, it was just food allergy. Oh, and that guy wasn't British. That guy was kinda hot, before his face resembled a balloon, of course.

Right, about my character in this book, I cannot fathom why I'm delineated as this teenager who very clearly suffers from terminal obsessive-compulsive disorder. I am SO normal. I am VERY normal. I have normal eyes, normal nose, normal hair, normal ears, normal hands and normal legs. Oh, I have a normal mouth too. I comport myself normally. I think normally. I act normally. I sleep normally

You will never find anyone as normal as me, which, if you think about it, makes me abnormal.

Signed,
Lindsay Vanitee
(THE NORMAL-EST PERSON IN THE WORLD)